Lazy blogging: Joke from the internet

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a ‘drop off’ (the ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

When you can’t be bothered to hold your baby…

you need a Zaky, a hand-shaped pillow that, among other claims, “assists with the…psychological development of the child.” For only $49.95, fool your baby into thinking you are right there with her. Both right and left hand available.

I suspect that if we got our daughter a Zaky, that 20 years from now she’d need one of these.