It takes a few seconds for them to get rolling:
July 17, 2008
May 14, 2008
May 12, 2008
April 22, 2008
Get Down With Bob
Some lighthearted campaigning by South Carolina Representative Bob Inglis.
April 18, 2008
More lazy blogging…
One more, and then I’ll return to blog posts that I actually write myself.
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April 10, 2008
Office drama
This sign appeared on the door of the office refrigerator yesterday:
Aside from the spelling and calendar errors, my favorite part is the use of BOLD, ALL CAPS, UNDERLINE, WITH MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!
March 24, 2008
Sad turtle
Found this photo on my cell phone while clearing out some old data. This was taken at Christmas during our visit to the Maritime Aquarium in Norwalk, CT. Looks thrilled, doesn’t he?
It also doesn’t make any sense that the turtle’s head would be looking out from the back of its shell like that, but whatever.
February 14, 2008
Last minute Valentine’s gift
From GardenFun, a way to get yourself out of hot water if you forgot your sweetie on Valentine’s Day:
**What is our UPS Next Day Ass-Saver Shipping option?
Literally what it sounds like. You got busy, Valentine’s Day snuck up on you, and you completely forgot to buy that special someone a creative thoughtful gift. Now you’re going to be in serious hot water! No problem. We’ll ship out your order on Valentine’s Day via Next Day Air. In addition, we will call your recipient (on Feb 14th) and apologize for the unexpected delay. We’ll make up some story about the package falling off a truck or being lost in transit for you and relay that we have sent a replacement overnight so it at least arrives on the 15th. We will also suggest not taking out any frustrations on you, as you will already be extremely disappointed with UPS. (Only if asked, your order was originally placed with us on Feb 6th.) This Next Day Ass-Saver shipping option will disappear from this website by Feb 15th and we will be denying any existence of it.
Expect to spend an additional $80 for this option.
January 11, 2008
Bad Parenting: We All Make Mistakes
I’m not talking about the horrible stories of meanness and abuse. No, Alice at Finslippy has collected these tales of bad moves by otherwise good parents, stuff that works out ok in the end, and makes for a good family story for decades to come. So next time I have one of those cringe-inducing moments when I feel like a bad, bad mommy, at least I won’t feel so alone.
January 5, 2008
Inappropriate
(Click on photo to see sticker on package.)
Why would they include a tape measure in a package of little kid underwear?
